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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[hoseph-christiansen]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[screenshotsofdespair]

[super-metroid]

hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?

[official-boob-posts]

promise?

[retrocandyart]

cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die

[eldritchsyzygy]

rant time. i fucking hate when people talk about dick size. that poll floating around of "are you happy with it or do you want it bigger/smaller". somebody i followed tagged it "yeah, I'm happy with it blah blah blah cuz i'm 7.5 inches"

yeah? first off, if a dick owner goes out of their way to tell you their dick size, they're lying

but the thing that pisses me off is, it's not even a good lie

statistically, according to the largest mean (5.5in) and standard deviation (0.65in) i could find (from an actual study where a healthcare professional performed the measurement and it wasn't a fucking self report), that's a z-score of over 3

that means that about 1% of the dicked population has a dick 7.5in or longer.

but if we used the mean (5.3in) and sd (0.5in) that i saw more often, that'd be a z-score of 4.4...... that would be 0.001% of dick owners with a dick 7.5 or over. for every one hundred thousand dicks, there would be one that is at least 7.5in long

people tell poorly constructed lies that make other people feel less than because they can't handle their own feeling of less than

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The conversation

[virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo]

Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)

Introfiant

Metasyn

Syncav

Jaundofiant

Metaflow

Plasdopake

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

[mens-rights-activia]

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

[junepop45]

White out

[mens-rights-activia]

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

[fandomsofrandom]

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

[mens-rights-activia]

Views from an alternate dimension

[darkpaladin]

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

[mens-rights-activia]

Twink????

[alchemillasapphic-deactivated20]

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

[mens-rights-activia]

[meteor-anarchy]

this post just shot me in the face like ten times

[shencomix]

[crazysodomite]

call me half life scientist the way i'm fascinated by those peculiar markings

[felis77]

[crazysodomite]

now what is all this.

[meezer]

his cousin ^

[crazysodomite]

the penice family line...

[felis77]

Peculiar markings

[sacred-portal]

[brunetterightsactivist]

See this is what I mean when I say men are incapable of being sexy. They THINK this is sexy. Meanwhile me and the other ladies in the comment section……disgusted. Horrified. Cringing. Feeling secondhand embarrassment

[chai-spiciest]

Yeah this wasn’t for the girlies

[brunetterightsactivist]

ok that was my first thought tbh but i think HE thinks it is 😭

[chai-spiciest]

Honey. In THAT shirt? 🤨

[scottsumrners]

you see this man fingering a donut hole and you think this is for women?????

[satansgaycousin]

*pumps doughnut hole full of creame* “We the girlies are cringing” *me waiting to be filled like that doughnut* “well I’m not picky”